Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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