real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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