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Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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