I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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