Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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