I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
There are leaves in my underwear?
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