And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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