question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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