Where did you get a picture of my penis
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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