How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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