Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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