your thong is hanging out like whoa
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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