hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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