I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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