I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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