everyone is single if you try hard enough
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
