I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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