There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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