that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
please come you make the beer taste better
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
