Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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