Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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