I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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