why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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