This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
