I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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