You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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