Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's rum buckets o'clock
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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