This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize