Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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