How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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