We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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