: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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