if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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