Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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