I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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