I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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