Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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