talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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