dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Randomize
