Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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