Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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