sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
