You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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