I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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