It's Friday. Sex?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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