If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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