You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fuck appropriateness.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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