D3 body, D1 cock
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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