did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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