Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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