Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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