ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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