All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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