I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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