OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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