I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm sobbing to NWA
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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