Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I believe in your delicious
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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