She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
