And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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