I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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